rumple cake

when two individuals stick there asses together and shit simutaneously, to make a ball of turds as they procced to eat it.

me and yo motha fuckin bitch was making a rumple cake and fed it to ya moms nigga!

by Wick3dRumpl3 July 19, 2012

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speed caking

Speed Caking:

Purchasing multiple cakes with multiple people whether it be chocolate, cheese, raspberry, etc... taking a bite of one and rotating either to your right or left in a timely manner until each persons soul is completely satisfied with sugary goodness, and the plates are licked clean.

Last night at Cafe Intermezzo we speed caked into a sweet oblivion!

Speed caking = God's love for taste buds

by rDubs5 April 13, 2009

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the cake was a lie

A reference from the game Portal, all through the game you are told their's cake at the end. Once you get there -SPOILERS- there is no cake :( so it was a lie. This became a saying amongst gamers when something doesn't go as planed.

You try to capture a flag but there's a enemy camping there you didn't see before and he kills you.

You scream the cake was a lie!!!

by Bigguy247 March 26, 2016

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man cakes

the muscles that bulge out on a man's stomach

i worked out so much today my man cakes are turning into a six pack

by WAGGY12 October 20, 2009

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Krimshy Cake

When you fill an old top hat with cream cheese, ecstasy, chipmunk sperm, and pubes from an asian women. you then stir it up and pour the mixture into a tub, that you let a hooker with AIDS wash her vagina in. then scoop up the remaining mix with a cake pan, and bake it. when its done, frost it, and give it to the head of math club for lunch.

that boy just gave me a krimshy cake and it was delicious!

by thebostenwhaler27 May 18, 2011

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