Stale pop tart crust

Noun: the magic food no one actually likes, but it is necessary.
Noun: my name

Dave: I never eat the stale pop tart crust, only the magic inside.
Don: I do.

Dave: yea well you’re a creep.

Stale pop tart crust is the bomb at making definitions. He is useful.

Stale pop tart crust by Stale pop tart crust December 31, 2019

Crust Punk Gypsy

A reaction against the hipster culture; distinguished by their affiliation with awareness groups, use of vintage bicycles, unkept/unruly hair, preference for organic/fair trade/locally grown/vegetarian/vegan food, and dress of a gypsy-like quality. The abhor anything westernized. Their political affiliation tends to swing to either socialism/communism/anarchy (with the exception of Barack Obama.) They spend their time hula hooping (or firedancing), smoking clove cigarettes/hookah, and shopping at the local ethnic market place. Must be obsessed with diversity but friendship circle must consist of all white people...

"Hey Jesse, wanna go to the equinox festival? I hear is a "crust punk gypsy" hosting a drum circle and handing out PETA flyers...."

Crust Punk Gypsy by The Crust Punk Gypsy March 11, 2009

Mikey D Pie Crust

When you dont fully wipe your butt and you sit down. The poo must harden in the shape of a pie crust in and around your butthole. Once you stand up and release the contact between your pie and the crust, the smell unleashes causing widespread riots and pandemonium around the world.

The kid Michael had some Mikey D Pie Crust at lollapolooza 2010, 2011 and probably will at 2012

Mikey D Pie Crust by BrunoPieCrust August 14, 2011

crust

This is Cockney rhyming slang for head (shortened from crust of bread = head).

Listen to Lazy Sunday Afternoon by The Small Faces and you'll hear the lyrics 'they're doing me crust in' - In other words the neighbours are doing his head in

crust by notquitepatrick March 9, 2017

Crust

nasty; dirty; smelly; gross; needs to bath

That female over there is straight crust.

Crust by Napa707Nigga November 25, 2006

crust

1.Of or relating to the mythical vagina crust.

Don't sleep with her she's got mad crust.

crust by jeffy wallboy October 2, 2008

Crust

Crust; Noun: (Crusty) Most commonly used as a feeling of grodiness, sick, drunk, disgusted and “skeez ball-ish” if you will.

can be used as a expression such as “That bitch is so crusty” which can be good OR bad.

Crust by The Crusty Kr3w April 15, 2010