Chips

To be ugly af; Cooked

"Why is Donie posting on Insta like he's the shit. Bro is chips."

by pepperchiniman December 23, 2023

chip rape

Chip Raping is where you shove chips down your friends cleavage.

I just chip raped my friend, she looked like she was wanking when she was trying to get the chips out.

Lets chip rape her, she has heaps of cleavage so it shud be easy

by Spazninja July 5, 2011

Chip

To punch someone usually on the chin or the outsides of the face

Oi I heard dazza got a chip on that bloke

Yeah fully rearranged the butter boys face

by BUTTER_BOY March 6, 2019

Chips

The best kind of person, everyone loves a chips.

"Did you see that girl earlier? We talked, she's totally a chips."

by alexx09 June 26, 2021

pokeher chips

Crunchy potato or corn wafers dat you soak in hormones-altering drugs prior to feeding them to an attractive gal whom you wanna "poke"; da theory is dat hopefully da sex-drive-enhancing substances in da chips will put said hottie more "in da mood" shortly after she chows down on said snacks, and thus she will be more willing to let you get in her pants.

I didn't need any pokeher chips when a stressed-out lady-friend came to visit me one summer evening, since she was already "rarin' to go" from da "get-go"... I'd initially tried to engage her in friendly conversation, but she said she really didn't feel like talking much at that time --- "I'm hot, hungry, and horny!" So I solved the first and last complaints quickly and easily (I simply took all her clothes off, laid her back on my bed and treated her to a major bouncy-bouncy, and then shared a nice long lukewarm shower with her afterwards), then gave her a nice big bowl of milk and leftover sandwiches to devour. I guess it worked... she cheered up considerably while she was chowing down, and eventually settled back on my bed and fell asleep --- with both of us still naked --- in my arms.

by QuacksO August 4, 2019

Chip

My crush 🥰🥰🥰 jkjkjk, he's a guy in California who I honestly, thinking about it, don't know much about. I just know he lives somewhere in California and he has a dog also that his initials are pp. He's a very rude guy who dry texts and he also leaves u on read all the time. Also I don't think I should trust him because my parent taught me to not trust strangers off the internet. As far as I know he might be an old man. Hopefully in real life tho he's a very nice old man.

Chip wants to rule the TRISTATE AREA

by rocio_mmendez2024 October 26, 2020

A Chip Of Fun

To add aome sugar to a boring situation and make it fun.

I was waiting for a meeting yesterday and while I was waiting I had to be in this room coleyeley separate from the rest of the office in a scary and abandoned office place. So I decided to put on a play for everyone else waiting too. We all had so much of a chip of fun!

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018