Chester Ming

The consumption of marijuana and LSD to the extent where the concept of time is lost.

Dave: Hey what's the motive for tonight then Steven?

Steven: My friend...it is time to get CHESTER MING'D!

by Conrakmad June 17, 2016

chestnest

An unusually large, free-flowing amount of chest hair which results in a resemblance of a bird's nest on one's chest.

Hey Bruce, that's a hell of a chestnest you got there!

I wish I could grow a chestnest like Bruce, but I am doomed to living life with a small, wiry patch of chest hair.

by aramrod July 19, 2016

Chesticles

Chesticles.

1. Chesticles
2. Plural form: Chesticle
3. Singular form: Cheets

by Chestme February 13, 2017

chestflower

When your chest hair is so long and crazy it comes out of the top of your shirt at the neckline in a big bush of chest hair.

That guy's chestflower is huge.

by Drew.22 April 27, 2017

Chestnut spread

Placing premature ejaculation on the chest of an individual performing fellatio on you in a Christmas themed environment

I was so excited when the Mariah Carey Christmas song came on, while standing under the mistletoe, I lasted only a couple of seconds before giving my partner an untimely chestnut spread thus ruining her already ugly Christmas sweater.

by Crockoli4 November 30, 2017

Chesticles

Another word for breasts/milk factories/my eyes are up here

Hey that dude just touched my chesticles! I call sexual harassment!

by Lemonsarentreal February 10, 2018

Chesticle Hair

When a guy or girl is so hairy that their chest hair meets their testicle hair.

There was no end in sight. His chesticle hair covered his entire upper body.

by Denim Allis May 18, 2018