bro stalk

A male stalker that goes after other guys and is really good at it.

Don't give out your Facebook, Mike is bro stalk, he'll get your home address and rape you.

by Evil Dubz November 14, 2010

Bro' Hoes

Male platonic friends you spend time with more than spending time with your girlfriend.

Girlfriend speaking: "You spend way too much time with your Bro' Hoes it's like you're dating THEM!"

by CtlAltDlt March 19, 2009

Bro's feet

Age wrinkles around a bro's eyes, due to excessive exposure to sun.

Woman on beach #1: "Oh, that guy's cute."
Woman on beach #2: "Yeah, but check the eyes. Total bro's feet."

by tiggums October 17, 2008

Bro-puss

A girl that isn't conventionally attractive, but has an infectious bro-personality that you cannot pull yourself away from. A girl that you can't understand. But you adore. Bro-puss.

Trevor- "I can't figure it out, man."
Mitch- "I know what it is man, she's a bro-puss."

by Philosophical genius June 17, 2013

bro slow

Telling your bro you want to take it easy.

Full of energy Eric, "Let's party!"

Tired Nathan, "Bro slow."

by Natie Dogg January 11, 2014

lesbo bro

A straight male who keeps the company of close lesbian friends. Male equivalent of fruit fly or fag hag.

Mike is shooting hoops with all those lesbian chicks. He's a lesbo bro.

by DykeMike January 11, 2014

Bro-cig

When two bros go alone to smoke a cigarette and bro out.

Brandon and Chris went outside to have a bro-cig to get away from all the tacos at the party.

by bcz April 24, 2014