The beers that preview the premiere event. Preview beers are for those desk jockey corporate monkeys that have made it to Friday and willing to spend $7 on a local IPA because they “earned it”. Those that start the night with preview beers are often found ordering a round of bottom-shelf boozy beverages or indulging in free pizza just as closing time strikes. Preview Beer aficionados are privy to leaving the cheap stuff for after hours when their taste buds have dulled and confidence has skyrocketed. Their legacy will be forever immortalized in the walk of shame the following morning to recover a credit card and a tab that has yet to be closed.
by WanderingGinger February 5, 2022
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Get the Beer Sword mug.1 to 9 people (usually underaged)organize to steal beer from a store, often times to take to a party for others or enjoy for themselves. they usally take 24 packs or 40oz 'steel reserve' bottles. often times they walk out casually, other times they try to run and sometimes get busted. or sometimes they try other tricks that are top secret and i wont disclose.
Dude we went on another beer run last night, 4 of us grabbed our own 24 packs. it was an easy, strait run.
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