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heterosexual brokeback mountain 

A type of relationship where a man and a woman have a relationship that cannot be realized in a conventional way; this is not an affair where one or both are married or in committed relationships; this might be a much younger man with an older woman for instance.
"This relationship cannot go anywhere, its a heterosexual brokeback mountain."
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Broken arrow 

This is actually the locker room term for a "fractured penis."
I got a broken arrow on my last date with ....
Broken arrow by milo289 September 14, 2010

Brokeback Mountain 

1. The Dallas Cowboys. Two of them which are named Tony Romo and Jason Witten.

2. A grossed out, gay ass porno movie that should have been renamed "Cornhole Canyon".

3. Sodomy.
1. Like who gives a shit about some gay ass Brokeback Mountain team from Texas where there is a bunch of steers and queers and some fat ass rednecks who eat up all the food and nee to lose weight. Fuckin pieces of Texas Trailer Park Trash! They are always gonna be second to the Pittsburgh Steelers in Super Bowls and always be the Philadelphia Eagles' bitch!

2. Brokeback Mountain. There were two cowboys that were straight, then went off to Brokeback Mountain until it soon turned into Cornhole Canyon.

3. Peter Griffin: Well, there once were two cowboys all alone out on a trail, and they discovered they could sleep with another male, and they're having gay sex, Cowboy gay sex, Sodomy! C'mon everybody, Sodomy! Sodomy! Sodomy.
Brokeback Mountain by rbermea September 30, 2009
A guy who is quiet and shy and embarrassed by the fact that he's gay. He is having a hard time coming out of the closet and people make fun of him for it. Brodie's usually have an awesome older brother's named Jonathan.
Did you hear about brodie he's so gay
Brodie by h,khmjdhgrukrue November 29, 2011

broke-dick dog 

1. Someone who hasn't spent any money, has no money, and isn't getting any money anytime soon.
2. A dog that missed but kept going.
1. I've been getting 10 hours a week at work. This job turned me into a broke-dick dog.
2. Bowser would've been quite the stud, if only his aim were better.
broke-dick dog by StarCaptain April 4, 2009

Broken Clock 

When you snort cocaine out of an empty bullet casing, because you ain't got time for the bullshit. Also known as a "Power Nose"
"Yo, I straight up had to pull a Broken Clock before I jumped out of the car and smacked that bitch."

"Let me hit this Broken Clock up before I put this cat on ice."
Broken Clock by DocOctane October 3, 2013
A dumbass guy that think they are super cool when really they need to go find their lost chromosome. Also very stupid and a show off, AKA a jerk
Brodie is so stupid.
Brodie by Facts1215 October 1, 2016