The chair bear

The act of pissing and shitting on a chair simultaneously while watching porn

The chair bear was a great experience last night

by Lord ass boy12345 February 5, 2019

decky bear

A nickname for somebody named Declan(dek•lan). Another nickname for somebody is delcan (dell•can)

Person A: “hey what should I put as Declan’s name in my Snapchat”
Person B: “ decky bear”

by CöölDüdë_ February 6, 2019

Tunnel Bear

Also known as a Hard Drive and/or Ram Stick, this powerful tool is used to quench thirst.

Our sponsor for today, Tunnel Bear, Tunnel Bear is inside this underwear - Ricky Berwick

by JohnOTron604 July 21, 2019

tartan bear

Affectionate slang term for a Hairy Scottish man. Normally irresistible to the same sex. Known for lifting weights.

Oh my! Chris is such a tartan bear! I would totally sleep with that weightlifting hairy sexpot!

by Banana Bear March 20, 2019

Pooh Bear

A fellow, late night, removes his pants and boxers, and stumbled around to find a bathroom, with merely a t shirt on, fell into a shower, flushed a shower curtain, tried to jump in bed with me....

“Man, did you hear about Donny Mack?, he Pooh Beared me last night!

Or
Wyndley Pooh Beared route 100 that night....

by ValleyEWHA May 1, 2019

Gummy Bear

Elderly person without teeth who attempts to seduce younger mates by bearing their toothless, gummy face.

Young man pointing at the pensioner at the bar licking her gums : 'that gummy bear wants a piece of my arse'.

by GumBungo May 4, 2019

Teddy Bear

The name discovered in 1907 for a line of "Roosevelt bears" imported from Germany. Meaning "big, lovable person".

Cody is a teddy bear

by Mandy. Lynn. June 20, 2019