2 + 2 = 5

A joke that nerds usually make about the rounding of numbers. If you do 2.3 rounded (2) + 2.4 rounded (2), you get 4.7 which rounds to 5.

And because humans are imperfect, we are never able to make exact precision on anything. This means, that anything we do, we are doing some kind of rounding/estimation at some point. So, this means that 2 + 2 = 5 but only for very large values of 2.

2.36 rounded = 2
2.44 rounded = 2
4.8 rounded = 5

2.36 + 2.44 = 4.8

2 + 2 = 5 (when all numbers are rounded)

by Eddie Pyune September 29, 2005

Virtual High 5

High fiving from a distance because you are too lazy to get up.

"Virtual 5!"

...why does my example HAVE to have 20 letters and 3 words? This is sufficent. and the whole phrase virtual high 5 is never said alound, yet, it tells me it must be in this example. So, here it is.

by J.M.R.x2 May 5, 2006

5-second rule

the belief that if one picks up food quickly after they drop it it is still good.

He choose to follow the 5-second rule despite the dubious way in which the floor was cleaned.

by The Return of Light Joker January 14, 2008

5 degrees of separation

In today's hyper connected world, 6 degrees of seperation is somewhat outdated. If your online and using sites like Facebook, Bebo, Okurt or Myspace (or multiples of them) you're only 5 steps away from everyone in the world not 6.

After talking to Conner at the party for awhile, Hannah realized she recognized him from a comment he left on her friend's Facebook wall. 5 degrees of separation in the flesh.

by avant/chi fan January 15, 2009

5-minute Rule

The common courtesy of waiting roughly 5 minutes for a friend to respond after commenting on or "liking" a status on Facebook. If the friend doesn't respond within this grace period, one can assume they're offline or simply disinterested in your post.

Mom: "Katrina, it's 3:30am! Get off the damn computer and get some sleep."

Katrina: "Give me a second, I'm waiting for Jessica to write on my wall. I "liked" her status 4 minutes ago. I gotta wait for the 5-minute Rule."

Mom: "You don't have any friends...so stop pretending! And switch the damn laundry before you go to bed."

by Hey, Debra! July 8, 2010

rule number 5

Harden the fuck up!

Sally: this race is going to suck today, its too cold!
Me: Rule Number 5 sally! come on.
Sally: Youre right, we got this. It's been worse.

by steppernack November 21, 2012

5 star chiqq

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by t.diamond October 11, 2009