When you have to shit while you're in a dive bar and all the stalls are full so you shit all over the floor and make eye contact with a person walking in.
by Tat2turtle September 27, 2021
Get the bar blow out mug.Underground meaning that these snack cakes, cookies or little debbies (new to the public or rare in certain areas) have been bootlegged from a different state or shipped to a state that's not currently selling them to the public.
Hey Charlie, where did you get that KitKat Candy Bar?
Charlie: Oh I ordered these off the internet.
Dang, those are some of them underground candy bars there~!
Charlie: Oh I ordered these off the internet.
Dang, those are some of them underground candy bars there~!
by Sawedoffsob June 8, 2016
Get the underground candy bars mug.Not to be confused with a bar floozie (a "loose" female who hangs around a bar waiting for some hot young stud to pick her up), this term refers to an equally "loose" gal with such a sweet tooth that she is NEVER "ashamed of what she done for a Klondike bar".
A Klondike bar floozie seldom has to buy her own ice cream sandwiches during the summertime; she just hangs around the supermarket parking lot and watches for hot young hunks who are heading to their vehicles with bulging shopping bags full of Klondike bars, and then hurries over and offers them a little touchy-feely/nookie-wookie in exchange for one of the scrumptious frozen treats.
by QuacksO September 16, 2014
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Get the Battered mars bar mug.The act of melting chocolate and inserting it anally then ejaculating into the anus pulling out the mixture with remnants of feces and freezing the mixture in a box shape and eating when frozen
by American sadass June 13, 2018
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A person will select a program to watch, then when the loading screen starts it loads swiftly, then stops suddenly a quarter of the way.
After about a thousand tries the program will eventually load
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A person will select a program to watch, then when the loading screen starts it loads swiftly, then stops suddenly a quarter of the way.
After about a thousand tries the program will eventually load
Looks like this:
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"God damn it I've been trying to watch Workaholics but keep getting the Quarter Bar of Death"
"Last night I fell asleep from the hum of my TV and the Quarter Bar of Death"
"Last night I fell asleep from the hum of my TV and the Quarter Bar of Death"
by Ms. Paul Kemp February 14, 2012
Get the Quarter Bar of Death mug.Any HR workers dream. Slide them a broken chocolate bar and the keys to anything are instantly unlocked.
Jake: "I need to know some more about this new cashier." Tyrone: "Slide Donna in HR a broken chocolate bar!"
by TheNiggaSejeet August 8, 2015
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