vacuum anal

Sucking out an anus with a vacuum until fully stretched beyond use.

I vacuum anal my girlfriend at night

by Sí Pappí December 7, 2016

Anal fishcakes

While doing anal your dick just starts ejaculating ever where and a combination of cum and piss spew out of your dick in her/his anus.

It was sweet last night, I totally anal fishcaked

Ew, you anal fishcaked all over me!

Sorry about the anal fishcakes.

by ragecomics360 March 7, 2016

Anal Anonymity

The belief one can release flatulence without being heard or seen.

Billy was sure he had anal anonymity in the library when he let a festering air biscuit fly, however to his dismay his girlfriend had just rounded the corner and was caught in the blast. Billy's personals ad can now be found on craigslist.

by Zappafan76 January 27, 2011

anal fan

anal fan is where u let ur anal get blown on by which I would like to call it a fan

Bobby let his anal fan be blown on

by definition of things June 1, 2015

anal fister

Someone who enjoys the awful pleasure of fisting ones anal cavity and touching certain areas around the anus, as a pleasure or hobby.

"why is his hand up that anus?"
"he's an anal fister, felicia"

by hahadgxuduehys January 1, 2015

Anal eel

When one has a hemmoroid sticking out past the butt cheeks representing an eel

After sex my girl walked away and I could see an anal eel.

by Bofum1 March 1, 2013

Anal Sublimation

Where you think you need to pass a solid but on attemtping to do so you break wind. Caused by the turd sublimating due to the release of internal body pressure. Also known as bum trickery.

How was that turd you just did?

Oh, I didn't shit in the end, it was just an episode of anal sublimation. I feel much better now though, thanks for asking.

by john1million November 19, 2013