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Milton Academy

Prep school in Milton, MA.

None of the kids know how to cross streets. So, one should be careful when driving through. They tend to waltz into the road because in their classrooms, protected from the real world, they are taught that white stripes painted on the ground will protect them from speeding vehicles careening down a relatively main motorway.

Students are very sheltered within the confines of the classroom. They tend to: be ridiculous 'Lax Bros', get hit by cars, get lost, lack the understanding of how to really get by, and look down on public school kids in the town (referred to by such as 'townies').

However, students tend to be extraordinarily intelligent in the classroom despite being frightfully dim as regards the outside world. (e.g. lack of knowledge regarding public transit)
"Townie" 1: Need to sell the rest of this by Saturday
"Townie" 2: Let's find some Milton Academy kids, we'll get twice as--
THUNK!
"Townie" 1: Aw shit, I hit another one..

Milton Academy Kid 1: (looking at MBTA website on their Droid) So, Saturday night we can take the bus to Mattapan, then the redline to Downtown Crossing so we can get on the Orange Line to get to ChinaTown for some chinese food and Banksy! High-Five for knowledge!
Milton Academy Kid 2: Wait... The Buses go to the train stations?
by Milton02186 April 26, 2011
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Villa Walsh Academy (VWA)

An all-girls school with ugly wannabes who think that they are Delbarton's sister school when in all reality, all the Delbarton guys hate them.
gorilla: heyyyy you're from delbarton.. you must like us villa girls

delbarton: *laughs and walks away*
by gorillaaa April 30, 2005
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Immaculata Academy

A small high school with around two hundred students located in Hamburg. Near Buffalo, NY. All Girls.

Private. Catholic. College Preparatory school.

Most teens who go their think it's a joke, and other high school think it's full of lesbians

The teens who go their are stupid, mostly, but they like to think they're all smart. Some even think that New York City and Buffalo are in a different time zone.

They look down on people who are different. Racist, homophobic, close minded people.

They have ugly uniforms. Although, some people who are skinny can pull them off.

Often called Skankulata, Dykeulata.
So you go to Immaculata Academy?

Yeah.

Do you like it?

No, I have to go there.

....are you gay?
by captaincuntknuckles April 9, 2009
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Franklin academy

by IhateschoolSass October 18, 2011
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St. Ursula Academy

Most of the girls are very snobby and only care about the latest Ugg boots or the newest Toms. they feel satisfaction about shooting girls down and the school is basically a dog eat dog kinda school. Most of these girls are very rich and live off of other peoples compliments and also other peoples hurt. one fourth of the girls who go there actually despise these kinda girls and are actually quite beautiful. These girls are looked up on and are very nice to the not so popular girls. The snobby girls are looked at them as a threat and often try to put them down. Little do they know that these girls hold their head high and don't give a shit to what they think because they know they will go to college and become something of them selves other than the 75% who will grow up and become the snobby rich house wife looking after her god awful children.
by lovely21 October 24, 2010
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Academiology

Study of the spread and control of the mental illnesses inherent in the halls of the academy.

Etymology: Academia + Epidemiology.
Graduate student 1: "Why are you so consumed with keeping up on all the rumors and gossip in the department?"

Graduate student 2: "I'm not into gossip. I'm studying academiology."
by Matthew Alan Lord July 20, 2005
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academy kid

belonging to the sub species Homo sapien acamidaous one who is raped of their teenage life and herded like salmon swiming upstream in a river of votec children. academy kids are usually very depressive and constantly tither on the verge of suicide.
dude, that chick can read yet shes here, she much be an academy kid
by timaxabraxkadabra October 21, 2009
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