Jamaican Hammer Swisher

The act of shitting pissing and cumming on any beige vehicle preferably a Honda CRV

I hate this coworker so I gave him a Jamaican Hammer Swisher

by lilviny409 November 22, 2024

Hammer Jacking

When someone hits the pipe and next thing you know all you can hear coming from another room is loud noises and cussing because they are taking apart a blue tooth speaker left by your girlfriend and you was supposed to get it back to her tomorrow after you meet your wife to sale some food stamps to dude down the street for some more stuff to put in the pipe.

Hey bro you ain't taking apart that Bluetooth speaker are you? Can you hear me keep it down stop hammer Jacking in my spare room. He hit it one time and he's hammer Jacking in the spare room.

by Schmidt Show April 23, 2022

Hammer Turn

When playing Sea of Thieves you drop the anchor while moving to achieve a quick turn.

Yar! That Galleons got the fort key, drop the anchor for a Hammer Turn.

by Nah Man I don't wanna July 7, 2021

Hammer

A word that means something is like... really cool, dude.

Of German origin, now in English.

Man! That party was hammer!

If we were rich that'd be hammer.

by CarrayWaySeed November 30, 2020

Hammer Girl

When you kick a bitch with a soccer ball to the race and she replies:” wOulD yOu liKE 2 gEt hiT WiTH a hAmMeR?!?!?!?!”

Person1:Bro I kicked the soccer ball to Hammer Girls face.

Person2: Did Hammer Girl say the thing

Person1: Yea Hammer girl said the thing

by JustARandomUserBro September 5, 2023

ban hammer

The ban hammer is a power that website moderators have access to, that makes them feel as if they are dictators of the universe because they run a tiny little corner of the Internet, and that they wield like a club, to silence and intimidate any user who doesn't bow down to their fake Internet authority, or questions their decisions, which are always infallible, of course, because they are gods.

When the only conflict-resolution tool you have is a ban hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

by q359 July 25, 2023

flynn hammered

Getting fucking raped to death by military firing squad.

Person 1: Did you hear about Anne Frank?
Person 2: Yeh, she got totally flynn hammered!!!

by TipsWasTaken September 15, 2017