Tissue disc drive

exactly what it sounds like. a disk drive that, instead of reading disks, dispenses tissues. usually made by gutting an entire computer, putting a tissue box inside, and pulling the tissues out through the disc drive.

"man, i need to refill my Tissue disc drive. I was sneezing a ton last night and I ran out!" "i couldnt find any tissues to insert into the computer though."

'bummer..."

by thekittykat October 13, 2011

J Drive

Going for a drive with the sole purpose of smoking weed and getting high

"Lets go for a J drive, yo"
"Sure pick me up in ten. Got some good shit on me"

by nooshers August 26, 2013

Drive by

When you skrr skrr ( leave a skid mark ), and pew pew ( shoot your load ) at the same time.

'Damn, he pulled a drive by on me last night and I had to do a whole load of washing after'

by Disappointingraisin July 5, 2021

Drinking & Driving

cool and totally not illegal

I love drinking & driving

by Specified May 5, 2025

Driving the Lamborghini into the Grand Canyon

Having sex with a beautiful woman that happens to have a loose vagina

We had a great time and I ended up driving the Lamborghini into the Grand Canyon

by Chili Peanut February 23, 2019

Backseat Driving

A slang term for anal sex, synonym of doggy style.

Vanessa used to practice a lot of "backseat driving" with her girlfriend Anna. Now she's getting that treatment from Brooklyn, the hottest girl from college.

by jvg_1995_incorporated March 25, 2019

driving to the shops

Giving two Asian men handjobs, at the same time!

She's driving to the shops with those two Asian men!

by ToddPacker December 13, 2023