Chode

A really short but thick penis

Have you seen george wood naked? He’s got a massive chode

by Thatonekidthatonetime October 30, 2019

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Chode pleaser

Someone that claims to be more sub serviant than everyone else.

Don't you try to cry to me and pretend to be the biggest chode pleaser of us all, I know that's some bullshit.

by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021

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Chode

A nice tool

That guy is a chode.

by anonymous July 5, 2022

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chode

Of whom ancient ones call legend; possesses potent knowledge. It is assumed they carry a mighty shaft.

That guy is dope, he must be a fuckin’ chode!

by clsmooth98 April 25, 2020

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The Ultimate Anti-Chad, the Virgin to out-Virgin all Virgins, the Beta of the Betas. If a woman were to look in his direction, she would immediately develop secondhand embarrassment. His jawline is a perfect 0 degrees—because it doesn’t exist. The absolute anti-Chad to end all anti-Chads. Are you picking up what I’m putting down? Oh, you’re single and desperately swiping on dating apps? This man will somehow make your chances even worse just by existing in the same vicinity. Next to this inferior human, even the weakest soy boy looks like a demigod of masculinity. This man is an absolute Virgin x1000

This guys a fuckin giga chode.

by MANA413 March 23, 2025

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