Evil Pumpkin (weed)

The source of all known calamity, and prophesized to be the cause of the end of the world. In the end, he steals everyone's weed, he rolls it into one big blunt, and smokes it all in one puff. The only known survivor of this event is Mike27356894. Evil Pumpkin (weed) is also known as the Anti-Mike, and or Anti-Christ.

Jameyboah: Evil Pumpkin (weed)
Evil Pumpkin (weed): Evil Pumpkin (weed)
Mike27356894: I'm gonna Mike. Evil Pumpkin (weed)

by jameyboah November 12, 2022

slippery weed wacker

When a manejaculates on the penis of his partner, then uses said ejaculate as a lubricant for manual stimulation.

Honey, after we win this match of Rocket League, will you give me a Slippery Weed Wacker?

by Dwarf Barbarian August 2, 2018

HIDE DA WEED

what TSM Daequan famously yelled when a fake police siren sounded while he was streaming

*police siren sounds*
Daequan "HIDE DA WEED"

by WANKERKID69 August 30, 2021

Anne Frank Weed

Marijuana that makes the smoker so paranoid that they hide in their attic for 2 years.
First used by The Upright Citizen's Brigade* I believe.

Man, that's some Anne Frank weed.

by suckabrain August 15, 2009

Resting Weeds Face

A server at a resturant that constantly looks like he/she is always in the weeds.

That server has resting weeds face

by bigback1234 November 15, 2014

yolo death weed

A large amount of cannabis with a black man hidden underneath protecting it.

My friend Tyrone tried to get some Yolo Death Weed and he got shot by it's guardian.

by DutchIsTheReasonIAnal69420Swag February 14, 2014

smoke weed everyday

Snoop Dogg's most famous line advocating for daily marijuana usage.

It has spawned a huge number of joke variants, many of which somehow involve Super Mario. When the player goes down a pipe, the well-known transit noise is replaced by a squeaky voice saying "weed" three times. Need I say more?

Most implementations of this phrase occur along with a GIF of Snoop Dogg's "weed dance", a classic move which is at once simple in appearance but actually quite difficult to pull off. Perhaps one needs to smoke pot before attempting it...

I smoke weed everyday. (smoke weed everyday) (remix)

by Brodo_Swaggins October 16, 2016