You are attacked by life when anything and everything that could go wrong, does go wrong because you're one cursed motherfucker.
Abeey walked down the street and was attacked by a dog, pissed on by a tramp and walked into a lamppost. That bitch is attacked by life
by alexhasabadpseudonym July 01, 2011
A life that 11-18 year olds do not like living. It includes 5-6 hours of lessons and at least 1 hour of homework each night. They savour the weekend as the majority of it is spent doing the things they love such as meeting up with friends
Nyah : So, how's life
Jessica: Well, it's school life soooo...
Cerys: Oh that's not good. Bet you're glad for the weekend coz it's Friday today!
Jessica: Well, it's school life soooo...
Cerys: Oh that's not good. Bet you're glad for the weekend coz it's Friday today!
by Made up words that make sense March 09, 2017
by Analhandeler March 16, 2016
n.
The status where a girl friendzones a guy yet he remains so in love with her that he explicitly or implicitly agrees to stop pursuing other women. Instead, he dedicates his time and money to her. Enjoying the attention and gifts, she goes along with the mutually beneficial arrangement as long as he never attempts to cock block a man she desires.
The guy/girl roles illustrated above can be filled by any person of any gender. The above scenario is just the most prevalent.
The status where a girl friendzones a guy yet he remains so in love with her that he explicitly or implicitly agrees to stop pursuing other women. Instead, he dedicates his time and money to her. Enjoying the attention and gifts, she goes along with the mutually beneficial arrangement as long as he never attempts to cock block a man she desires.
The guy/girl roles illustrated above can be filled by any person of any gender. The above scenario is just the most prevalent.
My friend Katie is a serial monogamist who falls for bad boy types and frequently asks me, "Why can't I be attracted to nice guys like you?" After ten years of being at her beck and call, serving as her emotional tampon, buying her nice things, and hoping she might see something in me, I now realize I'll be in her friendzone for life. And I love her so much I'm okay with that.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 16, 2021
The ability to vibe whilst battling the struggles of first-world malicious agendas.
In life, such words may prove confusion, perplexity, puzzlement or even bewilderment - however if you keep on the path of survival - you just may survive life.
In life, such words may prove confusion, perplexity, puzzlement or even bewilderment - however if you keep on the path of survival - you just may survive life.
Slime 1: "I can't do this broski, my assignment's due in 2 hours, my girl left me on read and I set the fire alarm off for burning my toast in the toaster."
...dramatic silence
Slime 2: Yo, my slime. Survive life. Just survive.
...dramatic silence
Slime 2: Yo, my slime. Survive life. Just survive.
by supremeoneofdagfa15 November 11, 2020
by digbick41 June 20, 2023
So, did you hear that Sherry 'slobs the knob five times a fucking day? '
Yeah, I did. She's doin' that shit while the rest of the world is doin' Life Things just to survive.
Yeah, I did. She's doin' that shit while the rest of the world is doin' Life Things just to survive.
by YAWA November 24, 2021