gay i'm mom

A great way to come out to your mother

"Gay I'm mom"
"I mean mom, I'm gay! God dammit I screw everything up!"

by no boii February 23, 2017

L-I-M-P

A person who has nothing going for them, who feeds off other people. Can't support their kids or even themselves, who is a lying, cheating and conniving individual.

Girl, did you finally get rid of that L-I-M-P?

Who, Matt?

by Knight009 July 12, 2017

E.I.M.T.

Stands for "embarrassement is my thing"

A: Remember that guy i used to have a crush on?
B: Yep
A: Well, i accidentally sent him a picture of a goose in a fancy dress.
B: ohmygod
A: E.I.M.T.

by lucyisjuicy November 15, 2017

An I'm Sherlocked

When you like a bunch of comments but don't reply.

Farah just pulled an I'm Sherlocked

by Dgwyegeveushh December 7, 2017

Joel I'm gonna murder you vibe

When you text someone sarcastically and they want to kill you but with kindness

Joel I'm gonna murder you vibe ya feel me

by Yuh24jay February 12, 2018

Shh I'm Trying To Sleep

The act of trying to sleep when you are malcolomed

Shh I'm trying to sleep

by Shh Im Trying To Sleep June 11, 2018

Then I would like I’m supposed to act like you

An old internet meme used as an insult against ones personality

To a person kinda stupid: Then I would like I’m supposed to act like you

by Bettimusmaximus123 June 25, 2018