We men are masculine people. We also don't live as long as women. That is because we do crazy and dumb things cause why not. We party hard and drink till we pass out.
by COMUNISEM October 22, 2023

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by ForSureNotMatt December 13, 2021

Girl 1:"Have you seen how hot Toshiro Mifune was in Snow Trail?"
Girl 2:"OMG yaas, he's an Absolute boy™️"
Girl 2:"OMG yaas, he's an Absolute boy™️"
by Ginnag98 February 4, 2018

Although there is only one of these in the world, it is like nothing whatever have ever seen before. With pudgy cheeks and a horrific odor, this creature roams around his hometown with his best friend. Going to movies together is their favorite activity. A slop boi thinks he is cool but his so-called "friends" use him for his gigantic phone. His upper lip repels any femal creature and when he jumps into the water, he slops. If you see this creature, please call 1(800)SLOP-BOI
by OnTheHunt April 13, 2015

A bench boy is a guy on your hook up list that you might call when you need some dick. Definitely a guy you only talk for sex.
by babydevilj July 24, 2021
