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I can life I swear

When you fall off your bike trying to do a jump. Completely break the bike to the point where the wheel falls off. And you lie to your parents about how it broke.
by Big Yeet.com December 1, 2019
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“Can you come over tomorrow?”
“Yesn’t, I couldn’t not not
by TheEndDragon October 9, 2023
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I oops'd

Uttered by someone when they are forced to cut more lines than originally planned when they pour too much speed or coke out of the bag... usually not accidentally.
Wow those are Motley Crue sized...... Yeah I oops'd
by draventwo January 16, 2010
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Do you see how retarded that sounds when you read it?
A retard "If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas? Huh!? You ever think of THAT?"

Hym "Why would you steal the ideas of someone who's less intelligent than you? This is what I'm talking about guys. This is the kind of shit people say to me. If I'm so smart then why are they stealing my ideas instead of using their own supposedly equally smart ideas? You're stealing them because they're worth more than literally anything else you could steal. Literally. Which is why the only equivalent recourse is the child murder. There is no split. You would need an entirely new category that goes beyond grand larceny to describe this. Super-Omega Larceny Minor (It's not supreme because I'm not the one doing it). But really! How stupid are these people 'If you're so smart... Why am I stealing from you?' It's really the best they can do. If I'm not so smart what is there to steal. There wouldn't be anything to steal you fucking idiot."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
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I dont give a living damn

When u dont give a fuck about someone or something
Default: fucks given = 1+
When u dont give a living damn: fucks given = 0
Teacher :"That answer is wrong!"
Me:"I dont give a living damn."
by WipDax December 14, 2016
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I SHUMMM??!

A variant of the phrase: "I want some"

When your homie whips out a good snack, or when you see something freaky.
Matt: I have some doritos, would you like s-

John: I SHUMMM??!
by BigBoyEatz August 9, 2025
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