lurkle man

A person who lurks in dark places watching, just watching.

Fain: I can see you but you dont no im here watching, im the lurkle man.

by billybeanface November 4, 2009

Man

A Miserable pile of secrets.

What is a man, but a miserable pile of secrets. But enough talk, have at you.

by Nahoon April 17, 2022

Bear vs Man

Why is this a serious conversation that is being had. YOU KNOW they are taking the fact that it's a hypothetical and choosing the worng answer deliberately as a part of a broader effort to demonize men.

Hym "The Bear vs Man discussion is completely disingenuous. You have the idiots saying that they would choose the bear (which is obviously a part of a broader trend of male demonization) and then you have the absolute fucking retards taking them seriously. As though it's some window into the female mind. No. You're not uncovering some profound truth about female psychology. 'You see how women don't understand that ACTUALLY... Bears are ACTUALLY more dangerous than men?' THEY DON'T CARE! IT ISN'T AN ACTUAL RISK ANALYSIS THAT THEY ARE DOING THERE FUCK-FACE! IN THE SAME WAY THEY AREN'T DOING SOME SORT OF COMPETENCE ASSESSMENT WHEN THEY ARE DECIDING WHO TO FUCK. God you motherfuckers are stupid!"

by Hym Iam June 22, 2024

Man-in-law

When you steal your sister/brother partner

Grace is Lacey sister but they don’t talk no more because Jess is grace man-in-law

by anonymous February 20, 2024

man stand

a position fuck boys stand in with their legs spead apart holding their dicks and staring off into space

all white boys stand in man stands

by littytitty123 December 17, 2017

Yeah man

A Jamaican response you can use in litteraly any conversation.

"...Hey dude, you should try bobsledding with me..."

"...Yeah man..."

Thus 4 legends were born.

by TheGhoster May 1, 2022

Man-pies

Saggy pectoral muscles.

dude, you need to get some sun on those hairy man-pies of yours.

by plasticflowersonvideo November 9, 2010