Man clutch

The name for those stupid metal (usually aluminum) "wallets" that are supposed to keep identity thieves from stealing your credit card info.

Stupid idiot - "Look at my new metal wallet."
Smart guy - "That's not a wallet, that's a man clutch. Do you store it in your vagina? You're an ass clown."

by stupid_idiot February 6, 2012

Man/Woman

A person who physically you cannot tell if they are a man or woman

“Hey who’s that man/woman?”
“That’s Rhona, I wonder what it is a man or a woman.”

by BigTrev October 3, 2022

Michigan Man

A person who is fully committed to the following credo:
Cheat.
Lie.
Play the victim.

Did you see the way he whined about getting sanctioned for cheating and destroying evidence? Now that is what I call a Michigan Man.

by Richard H Ball November 19, 2023

mr magcock man

A Jimmy neutron character in the episode men at work

HERE COM MR MAGCOCK MAN

by Oggoi November 30, 2018

pespi man

That 1 mexican kid on a pepsi boxes

Look mom he is a pespi man

by Kuakku November 1, 2020

Man whore

Solomon Rose

Solomon rose is a man whore because he does not keep his virginity until marriage

by Lovelygal246 March 27, 2019

Burned man

The friend/person who allows someone else to put them on a back burner until they have use for them. They don't know When to move on.

Guy 1: "If you are waiting for Ashley to realize the potential of having you as a boyfriend, you might as well forget it. She has a boyfriend." Guy 2: "I just want to be there for her. You never know!" Guy 1: "You are a burned man."

by DeAun July 23, 2017