soft served ass cream

when a woman is deep throating a man, and he hits her uvula with his cock. this causes her to gag and puke in his dick hole. afterwards, he procedes to fuck her. when he busts, and she creams, the man pulls out as the fluids drip and flow into her ass. the woman then shits in the man's mouth in a swirling motion.

I went to rita's yesterday. your mom gave me some soft served ass cream. it tasted like shit

by icecream, sex, larry, shit, sexy May 6, 2008

kicking ass and taking names

It means holding people accountable for there actions in an organization.

I am going to start kicking ass and taking names if the design is not ready on schedule.

by semimurphy January 1, 2017

Paying for it out the ass

A term to describe when you eat a Pizza Pop and all of a sudden you notice it's filling landing on your lap. Thus the expression, "Paying for it out the ass".

Person A:
"Oh god you microwaved those for 4 minutes!"
Person B:
"Yeah, so what?"
Person A:
"Jesus, will you ever be paying for it out the ass."
Person B:
"OH MY GOD IT HIT MY CROTCH!"

by `Dan October 10, 2008

National slap ass day

Slap it, yesterday was grab but today is a new day on April 12th slap it nicely!!

I slapped that ass cuz it’s national slap ass day

by EVeryday things May 25, 2018

Wet Wipe Ass Syndrome

When you wipe your ass with a wet wipe, and the shit is still there then dries up causing a irritating itchiness that demands that you take a seat somewhere and scratch the shit out onto you underwear causing you to say that it was all worth it

Uh man got that damn Wet Wipe Ass Syndrome. Why did i have to use that damn wet wipe to wipe my ass when dry paper is good enough. Never again

by alaskanhybrid October 22, 2009

Makayla's Skank Ass OMG

Makayla is this girl who thinks she's liek OMG SO HOT but she's really ugly and trashy and skanky for real she like looks like that weird girl from THE DESCENDENTS with the mole thing EEEEWWW!!! She's liek all over my bae HE'S MY BAE MAKAYLA U FUCKING SKANK ASS WHORE I KNOW YOUR READING THIS BITCH TODD IS MINE U NO GIVE HIM GENITAL WARTS!

I'd shave my vagina but i don't want to be like makayla's skank ass OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by HornedOctolope March 17, 2016

trill ass nigga ride

a car thats absolutely awesome

"guy 1: "yo yo yo nigga, check out my 94 ford aspire. all the nizzles roll wit deez"
guy 2: "nuh uh, my geo metro is a trill ass nigga ride"

by jay c June 24, 2004