Just shitting my fello

What I’m doing right now

“Just shitting my fello!”

by Labradoodle 2190 November 4, 2023

Two shits in the wind

Not give a fuck

Sorry man but I don’t give two shits in the wind about ya gran’s funeral

by anonymous February 25, 2023

skinny shit

A turd that is extremely small in diameter (maybe 2-5 cm at most).
Usually happens after eating food with lots of fiber

Savannah took a skinny shit in Derek's mouth after eating three 10-piece nuggets and a large fry at McDonald's the night prior.

by DontDiscussMyMenstruationPlz January 4, 2022

Le Shit

French poop

Le shit

by anonymous June 18, 2023

Piece of Shit

Matt

Matt is a piece of shit

by Hexxie April 4, 2020

Shit Sandwich

The elimination of fecal waste through several human anus' into a toilet without flushing, and leaving the waste for another party or person to find or eat.

we put a shit sandwich to the other team's locker room.

We served a shit sandwich to his ex-girlfriend.

by Timmy1233212 May 28, 2011

Shit lag

When you need to shit but nothing comes out and then it comes back to haunt you 10 minutes later

Sorry bro I need to leave, I got Shit lag in the bathroom and I swear it’s coming back now and it’s HUGE!

by happycaptain February 2, 2024