Shit-ton

264.2 gallons of human shit.

That's 264.2 gallons of vodka!
That's a shit-ton of vodka!

by treephalanges April 26, 2011

Dog Shit

A term that perfectly describes a narcissistic person.

My ex is a narcissist, he's basically dog shit as a person

by Lolly Babcock November 30, 2021

Shit Mane

A way to say shit man but you accidentally type it with an E.

"I wanna fucking die"
"shit mane me too."
"bruh why the fuck you wanna shit on mane"
"sorry man I meant shit man"

by a disappointment :) October 11, 2020

shit ballz

when u realize something sounds stupid asf or suprised

Person1:bro did u see that girl got expelled?
you:oh shit ballz

by shit ballz March 25, 2022

Fake a Shit

The act of hiding out in the bathroom stall while checking your phone for a 1/2 hour

Chad pulled a fake a shit, I heard, his phone, playing angry birds while he was in the shitter

by Psyko Tek May 31, 2014

Sphinx Shitting

When you shit in a yoga pose

I heard doing Sphinx Shitting relaxes your sphincter

by Seriouslywhohasthatname November 8, 2023

Shit the tub Danny Trejo’s

When you have severe indigestion and your butt is farting without your permission. The urge to shit your pants is so bad but you’re using every bit of effort to hold it back. When you decide to release the demon, it sounds like pouring salsa into water. And when you look into the toilet from what you gave birth to, it looks like Danny Trejo’s face.

Bro, I ate a chimichanga from the local taqueria, I’ve had the shit the tub Danny Trejo’s for a week. I had to courtesy flush twice.

by JT Return of the Mack 9797 December 28, 2024