man dag

Any daggy thing done/worn specifically by men (ie. wearing socks with scuffs).

"Look at that man dag."

by Kezzalenko October 21, 2008

Old Man Steve

Someone who thinks they know everything when they don't.

Oh he is such an old man steve

by Elias59 October 27, 2020

Man on

A phrase used when there is a pedophile nearby.

A noncy man that looks at kids

(Sees Jon)
Oh look,Man on

by Manon2802 July 30, 2019

Toffee Man

Opposite if Sweetie Man I the sense that rather than luring underage children, this man lures older population of people, typically over the age of 65. Elderly people love toffee hence why it’s used a lure.

That guy over there is a toffee man!

How do you know ??

Seen him outside the cafe home handing out Werthers Originals.

by Marl Milber September 14, 2023

Hyena Man

The Hyena man is a man in a African village that will take the virginity’s of little girls 10+

Man the hyena man is creepy

by Mäbyë February 3, 2020

Dead Man’s Smegma

Dead Man’s Smegma is a game of pure unfiltered wit and strength

To achieve this game’s true potential, 5 or more participants are ideal and every participant must agree to do absolutely anything the game throws at them

Each participant must put the most cruel dare or task they can think of into a hat, and each participant takes one from the hat

your reward for performing the dare is in turn watching 5+ others perform theirs, each as cruel as the next, each as cruel as your own

you must take responsibility for any consequences that come from Dead Man’s Smegma and must never blame the game itself

“Nah bro, last time I played Dead Man’s Smegma I had to eat my own pubes “

by Kermit the Fag September 29, 2018

Man to Gland Combat

When you're trying to discreetly trying to masterbate in the bathroom and someone knocks on the door.

"Tom hurry up! I need to use the bathroom"

"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,

by Figgy Pop July 1, 2019