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White man’s fire

When an inexperienced outdoorsman or homeowner attempts to light a bonfire, using improper technique combined with wet wood, resulting in a smoky, smouldering plume that smokes out the whole area so all the neighbours can see and smell it.

Often takes several attempts occasionally using lighter fluid, gasoline or other flammable substances to achieve proper combustion and still required to throw cardboard and / or mixed recycling on top after the fact in order to keep it going. Will periodically fan with a large Tupperware or garbage can lid in order to sustain the fire. It’s about a 20 minute process.
Craig’s been working at that fire for 20 minutes now has done nothing but give off smoke signals

There’s hardly any flame but I can see the smoke from across the lake, must be a white man’s fire.
by Definerofdefinitions October 3, 2023
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Fish man Dan

An old man who thinks he’s hot shit but can’t even get head from his wife
by Icevest September 4, 2024
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Kool-aid man

When you forcefully thrust to break through the condom and yell "Oh yeaaaah" in proper low voice Kool-aid man style.
Girl: did the condom break?
You: OHHHH YEEEAAAAH

I think she's pregnant, I Kool-aid manned her last night
by phallic symbol November 14, 2015
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Hamster Man

The act of fucking a girl named Pressley
by shshshssh May 9, 2024
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Poor Man's X

Poor Man's X is something that is a knockoff or copy of something good, at the fraction of the price. Sometimes the quality is just as good or better, sometimes the quality is crappy or shitty.
An example of good quality Poor Man's X is buying the research chemical 4F-MPH and saying, "Ahh, stimulating Fluoritalin or Poor Man's Ritalin! Ahh, Poor Man's Cocaine". Then sniffing 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate.

Another example is making 216mg of Propylhexedrine HCl and saying, "Ahh, relaxing Poor Man's Adderall". Then taking 216mg of Propylhexedrine HCl in solution and drinking it.

An example of shitty Poor Man's X is stuffing highly impure tobacco leaves filled with 800 chemicals instead of buying pure safe Nicotine Lozenges 2mg to 4mg and saying, "Stupid Poor Man's Quit! Now I'm gonna have irritating colon!". Then swallowing tobacco filled capsules with water.
by HawaiianPunch1 June 16, 2025
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Salty Spider-Man

Lay across the top of bathroom stall, facing downward. Wait for someone to enter and sit down on toilet. Urinate on them from above
I totally gave the new guy a salty Spider-Man
by RJS848 May 14, 2019
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Stinkiest Man

"The stinkiest man" is a different name for anyone whos name starts with the letter T, who is gay and a femboy!
Tobias is a femboy and gay, he must be the stinkiest man
by mgcjeremy August 3, 2024
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