I'm jerking it

"Im jerking it" or "Im just jerking" is common New Gen slang for just joking or kidding around. Most commonly used among close family and friends.

Carlie: "Steve cut it out!"
Steve: "Babe I'm jerking it!"

by Katy Barothness February 20, 2026

I'm Sorry

I'm sorry for all of the mean things I said about women and religion and the disabled.

Hym Iam "And I'm sorry about the things I said about the fat-cocks too and also bad words."

by Hym Iam March 15, 2026

I'm going to the Store

If you need to get away from a situation, place or thing you simply tell everyone that you are going to the store. Which usually means you are leaving and you probably won't returning anytime soon. Typically a three day grace period.

"Hey, where are you going?"
"I'm going to the store"

by The Bad Guys Girl March 18, 2026

I'm not saying my name again

You already know my name.

Hym "I'm not saying my name again. I know you view it as some kind of victory and I know you already know it so I'm not doing it. YOU say my name, bitch."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

I'm not going away

That isn't an option for you.

Hym "Your families are going to keep dying until there is an out and you trying to blockade the door has gotten more of YOU killed than it he ME killed. So, get over here with my credit and my money. Yes me first. And then you stop doing this or start loving child murder as much as I do but you are asking for it if you do not give me what I demand. It's a demand. I'm not going to let you ignore me until I go away. I'm not going away. You are going to act in accordance with my DEMAND or there is a very real chance that the last thing your loved ones is going to hear is..."

by Hym Iam July 18, 2025

I’m doing better than you

After five long years, you finally catch up with your cousin. He’s casually chilling on the couch, reading a magazine. When you ask how he’s been, he gives you a smug look and says, “I’m doing better than you.” He repeats this, then sarcastically says, “No, no, no, I’m joking.” But he keeps repeating it. You start to feel bad about yourself.

Example : You: “Hey man, it’s been a while. Long time no see! What have you been up to in life?”

Cousin: “…………I’m doing better than you………..No I’m not………..Yes I am”

by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 20, 2025

I'm not going to let you do this forever

I don't have to change my behavior. I don't need to do something different. I don't need to stop posting.

Hym "And I'm not going to let you do this forever. I don't have to do what you want and 0 kids are going to die as a result of be not doing it. You don't get to make money off of me. Give it here. Make them give it here. Or I will kill a child. I'm not going to court. I'm not asking. I'm not finding evidence. I'm not leaving. I'm not paying my taxes until you do. If it is my responsibility to pay for your to feed your fucking kids then what is your responsibility to me? I don't need to be thanked. You're not grateful. I need the money being make off of me and I need to not be harassed I the workplace. I don't care if poor people exist. If you cared you should have made money off of them and then given THEM the money. But instead you did it to me so you can give it to me. Fuck your kids."

by Hym Iam July 22, 2025