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work-wife

while at his place of employment a man has a less physically apt subordinate employee that is just as needy of his time, resources, and energy as is his wife at home.

a non-sexual relationship where an employee relies on his boss for multiple aspects of assistance while at work and sometimes beyond. often results in physical acts of assistance such as lifting heavy objects, opening tough jar lids, and in lengthy sessions of advice or guidance.
Employee: "Hey Boss, can you separate these parts for me? They're really stuck together, and I can't get them apart."

Boss...loosens parts and hands back to employee: "Here you go."

Other employee: "What's that all about, Boss?"

Boss: "Oh, I have to open things like that all the time for him. It's like he's my work-wife."
by thehomewife March 24, 2010
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Work

1) Something in which labor is expended. *v*

2) A place of employment. *n*

3) Illegal/illicit drugs or weapons being sold on the street by a dealer. Typically drugs. *n*
by SkyyAlexander March 1, 2009
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hoe worker

1.noun: a whore or promiscuous female; 2. an extremely unpleasant female
3.verb: to be promiscuous
"Carley has had sex with how many men!? What a hoe worker!"

"All carley does is complain about things nobody cares about, she's a hoe worker."

"Where's that whore carley? Is she out hoe working again?"
by bryon lasagna March 27, 2006
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social workie

Slang: Used when one social work student is addressing an e-mail or other message to fellow social work students.
Person 1: Hey, social workies! Look forward to seeing you all at our mixer tonight!

Person 2: Hey, social workies! That Social Work test is brutal, but this is why we will be partying tonight... see ya social workies!
by CROMan2 February 5, 2010
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worked dat ass

when someone plays a trick on you and they weren't tellin da truth.
boi:Hey itz sumthin on ur shirt.
gurl: 4 real (looks down)
boi: sike worked dat ass
by ariana atwater January 28, 2004
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worked

When a car has been moddded with tons of goodies
That WRX STI with black and polished lip is worked or That Vishnu Lancer EVO is worked.
by Sachasaurus Rex February 1, 2005
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God's Work

To set pictures of sexy minions on your friend's computer in Physics.
Guys Skyler went to the bathroom time to do God's Work.
by hammer squad May 29, 2018
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