Water Mexican

Water Mexicans are people from Islands (mostly Latino islands) like Puerto Rico.

Where are you from?
Oh I’m from Puerto Rico.
Oh so you’re a water Mexican.

by M. A. Q. June 13, 2018

On Rocky Water

To be in a bad relationship, trying to find a way to keep afloat when there seems to be no hope. You are swimming against the current in dangerous waters.

I thought Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries were a perfect couple, but lately their relationship has been on rocky water.

by J-K.P November 30, 2011

glass of water

adj. used to describe a very loose woman, i.e., one who has been the recipient of much porkage.

"dude, mandi is like a fucking glass of water."
"that doesn't make any sense."
"no, i mean fucking her is like sticking your dick into a glass of water."
"oh, i see. yes, she is quite the whore. and i think i'll pass on that drink."

by hal_williamson January 18, 2004

Water Fountain

WHY THE HECK ARE YOU LOOKING UP WHAT A WATER FOUNTAIN IS ONLY SAD KIDS WITH NO LIFE LOOK UP WATER FOUNTAIN ON URBAN DICTIONARY!!!

Jeff: What is a water fountain?

Ken: Look it up on Urban Dictionary lol

Jeff: A water fountain is something that only sad kids look up on urban dictionary.

Ken: Oh sorry.

Jeff: I’m going to kill you.

by Charboo2 November 24, 2017

Glass of Water

An object with a questionable intelligence. Screams better insults at me than chloe, red rennamon and you

I've had better insults screamed at me from a glass of water. Your non-sensical ramblings encourage your own idiocy.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

water tester

jackass dudes that screw over a chick, then once she has another man, send her random texts every other month or so to test the waters

My girl and I were enjoying a nice romantic dinner until her phone was lit up by a water tester

by MadDog09 June 20, 2009

park water

Coined by Garrett Jackson and Harrison Chase. Used to describe a drink that is nappy. Inspired by the disgusting water fountains at public parks.

"Sup bro! Grab a natty ice!"

"Natty Ice? That's fucking park water man, I brought Great White."

by Cut to the Chase December 4, 2009