A twat off is when a women gets bored of jerymy kyle, the kids are at school and she really needs to have a good wank
"The war is upon us " said eric , as the army approached. "omg " she said, as she ran to the bedroom and had a quick 'twat off ' . Dead, eric lay , when the approaching forces finally found her, she was overcome with twattishness.
by milktrayman November 05, 2017
"I can't believe she changed and decided to be a twat hopper."
"Whoa, my friend was telling me about how she had sex with 4 girls in one night. I never knew she was a twat hopper."
"Whoa, my friend was telling me about how she had sex with 4 girls in one night. I never knew she was a twat hopper."
by DamnDeXx February 12, 2010
1. When someone's being an idiot through dickish motives.
2. A less harsh way to call your friend a dick
2. A less harsh way to call your friend a dick
dude, that's my beer you twat dick
(Playing GTA) why did you crash me on the corner you fucking twat dick.
(Playing GTA) why did you crash me on the corner you fucking twat dick.
by TopNotchBants(y) November 27, 2015
by dave February 21, 2005
A conjunction of the slang word 'twat' (essentially meaning vagina) and 'sausage' insofar as a sausage resembles the most prominent part of male genitalia. The combination of the two words implies its function. A twat sausage goes in a twat, and out, and then back out again ad infinitum.
by Logistikon December 10, 2011
by John Cockingstein September 13, 2008
Something that a young, handsome, tall, muscly young chap is commonly referred to by and an equally liked female in order to prove a point
by ManiaMoron December 12, 2014