Twat lapping

Walking around a club on the off chance you bump into a girl that wants your penis

Going to the toilet was an easy excuse for twat lapping

by peter griffin 007 December 9, 2013

Bum Twat

Sweat tang of a homeless girl

Last night I had me some good bum twat.

by John Cockingstein October 28, 2008

twat pack

this is another term for fanny pack and you can often fill it with cock

melly: i got a new twat pack the other day and some prick filled it with cock

by dave February 21, 2005

Twat Hopper

"Twat Hopper"

A woman who likes to sleep around with other women.

"I can't believe she changed and decided to be a twat hopper."

"Whoa, my friend was telling me about how she had sex with 4 girls in one night. I never knew she was a twat hopper."

by DamnDeXx February 12, 2010

flappy twat

A worn out vagina. (May whistle while you walk)

"damn man she had such a flappy twat my dick got sad"

by Soggy nuts July 25, 2016

Twat Dick

1. When someone's being an idiot through dickish motives.

2. A less harsh way to call your friend a dick

dude, that's my beer you twat dick

(Playing GTA) why did you crash me on the corner you fucking twat dick.

by TopNotchBants(y) March 1, 2016

twat off

A twat off is when a women gets bored of jerymy kyle, the kids are at school and she really needs to have a good wank

"The war is upon us " said eric , as the army approached. "omg " she said, as she ran to the bedroom and had a quick 'twat off ' . Dead, eric lay , when the approaching forces finally found her, she was overcome with twattishness.

by milktrayman November 5, 2017