twat pack

this is another term for fanny pack and you can often fill it with cock

melly: i got a new twat pack the other day and some prick filled it with cock

by dave February 21, 2005

Twat Dick

1. When someone's being an idiot through dickish motives.

2. A less harsh way to call your friend a dick

dude, that's my beer you twat dick

(Playing GTA) why did you crash me on the corner you fucking twat dick.

by TopNotchBants(y) March 1, 2016

twat off

A twat off is when a women gets bored of jerymy kyle, the kids are at school and she really needs to have a good wank

"The war is upon us " said eric , as the army approached. "omg " she said, as she ran to the bedroom and had a quick 'twat off ' . Dead, eric lay , when the approaching forces finally found her, she was overcome with twattishness.

by milktrayman November 5, 2017

Tiny Twat

1.) A person, usually female, that is of a short stature. In addition to the height ailment, this person usually bears an attitude like that of a twat, going to unusual lengths just to be a bitch.

Studies have shown a link between twat-like females and the vertically challenged, doctors are referring to them as 'Tiny Twats'.

by HashedPotatos May 20, 2009

Twat sausage

A conjunction of the slang word 'twat' (essentially meaning vagina) and 'sausage' insofar as a sausage resembles the most prominent part of male genitalia. The combination of the two words implies its function. A twat sausage goes in a twat, and out, and then back out again ad infinitum.

'Oooh - my twat sausage appears to have been stricken with rigor mortis'

by Logistikon December 15, 2011

twilight twat

When you eat a girl out when she's on her period. As if your a vampire like in the movie twilight.

I went down on my girl and to my surprise I got some twilight twat.

by williamthomas13 March 27, 2012

condescending twat

Something that a young, handsome, tall, muscly young chap is commonly referred to by and an equally liked female in order to prove a point

Shana "you're such a condescending twat"
Joe "why thankyou"

by ManiaMoron December 13, 2014