Dutch Touch

A situation very similar to a dutch oven, however hands-based foreplay continues and neither sexual partner attempts to make eye contact.

"Let one go in bed last night with the missus."
"That must have been awkward"
"Not really, we just carried on with the Dutch Touch"

by Slinkynuts August 7, 2015

Touched the gay deodorant

When walking the aisles of the supermarket, a man who goes to the wrong section of the deodorant aisle, the gay section, and subsequently touches the gay deodorant causes the aforementioned man to become a raging homosexual. By the time the formerly straight male makes it to the end of the aisle, to realise their mistake, they will be speaking with a gay lisp, dreaming of smoking pole and being slammed in the arse by eight giant prison homos and dressing in tight pants with the arse missing.

There goes Colin, he touched the gay deodorant
I know a guy called Colin and he touched the gay deodorant and now he likes being slammed in the arse by massive homos in back alleys

by honneamise March 29, 2021

touch list

The list of persons someone plans to touch in romantic or sexual manner.

- Girl, I miss you so much. You're next in my touch list btw.

by shprot January 10, 2025

The Shitas Touch

Where the Midas Touch turns everything to gold, the Shitas touch turnes everything to shit.

Man I just got The Shitas Touch, don't I?!

by DOOMER97 January 11, 2024

Touching Life Globally

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Touching Life Globally

by MGpharma September 25, 2020

touching grass

the equivalent of sex

Friend 1: hey man have you had any sex recently?
Friend 2: no, but i've been touching grass

Friend 1: LETS GOO!!

by 8k AliExpress recliner May 14, 2022

Russian Butt-Touch

When you do the Chinese Butt-Touch twice at the same time.

Hey there penis-touch, I heard you did the Russian Butt-touch.

by Dengus69 August 3, 2016