The last words you will ever hear if you're just an octoling test subject and drop an 8 ball into sweet nothingness
by koiyune June 7, 2024
Get the test failedmug. 
The Jones test it to test whether you should fuck a girl. Before fucking a girl ask yourself "Can i imagine myself ever having kids with this girl?" If the answer is yes, then and ONLY then can you fuck her.
1."Dude, i fucked this crazy girl and i can't get rid of her now"
2."What the hell, did you not do the Jones test on her first?"
2."What the hell, did you not do the Jones test on her first?"
by MosDef May 25, 2020
Get the The Jones testmug. Something that software engineers tell their wives they have to do late at night but it’s really just an alibi to go out drinking with the boys.
I told Katie I had a failover test I had to do at work from seven pm till “hopefully not too late.” She bought it so now I can go out with the boys.
by Friends Show July 15, 2025
Get the Failover testmug. The feeling of lucidity a student gets after finishing a test and turning it in. Said student will suddenly understand a question that has puzzled them on the test or realize a dumb mistake they have made on the exam. This feeling is often accompanied by regret, despair, and disgust, for it is too late to make any changes to the text.
Emily: "Oh NO! I forgot to add C after I integrated on problem 7 part a!"
John: "At least you had post-test clarity, so you won't make the mistake next time."
John: "At least you had post-test clarity, so you won't make the mistake next time."
by BigDuckPear September 8, 2021
Get the post-test claritymug. the mid june rugby tests are tests where teams from the northern hemisphere go on a tour to play the teams from the southern hemisphere. most teams go to new zealand, australia and south africa as they are some of the best rugby teams. mid june tests dont happen in world cup years cut they have the RWC warm up matches instead
by big fat tubby March 3, 2024
Get the Mid June Rugby Testsmug.