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Paper Straw Effect

When people design a flimsy straw to save the turtles, but ignore that paper straws cause much more pollution to make, defeating the purpose. This is the effect where people care more about looking eco-friendly rather than being eco-friendly and practical.
"Damn, they redid the packaging with green cardboard and wrapped it together with denim, it's soaked from the rain too"
"Seems like they were affected by the Paper Straw Effect"
by Nightx378 November 11, 2022
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paper job

The sexual act of getting several paper cuts on the erect penis and then receive a blow job until it stops bleeding.
He received a paper job in the bathroom.
by I create more jobs than trump December 10, 2016
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Wrapping paper

A roll of paper that covers up presents and anything you wrap
Do you have any wrapping paper so I can wrap my mums Christmas present
by Presents December 26, 2016
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scooby paper

Cloth used to clean up after intercourse.
Example: thanks for the lay Marty, can you please pass me the scooby paper?
by Scooby dumb December 15, 2022
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Crumbled Papers Focus

Crumbled Papers Focus is when you always trancingly permforget your past and try to recollect sometimes and you can not focus like a autistic with a paper that gets too wrinkly that you get to th point you need new papers on repeat
Crumbled Papers Focus; *Orchestrated visual audiological cognical protocol of learned elders of judaizers of SINAI*;
*person permforgets(memory slips/+focus slips) 2 hours worth of footstep/wheelchair thurough information and conductive communicative strategy**tries to recollect focus and strategy and memories nesecary not to look like a nerd**fails**pressurequestioning person comes in th scene telling th person;why did not you hurry up for th dishes**person says my memory slipped and my focus slipped and my strategy slipped like crumbled wrinkly papers on repeat;I got crumbly papers focus th more I age**pressureanswering person I do not care prevagen and medications and shrinks are not nesseccary for this;happens mkaeughy*
by Gtos Th Hevenly Witness April 5, 2024
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paper straw

(verb) When you suck 75% of the way and then give up.
I got paper strawed by that hookup last night. I had to finish myself off after he left.
by Duhl February 3, 2024
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