A sad beige Mom is a woman (usually millennial) who does not let her kids have color, *for the sake of an aesthetic.* There are variations of the sad beige mom, there are sad white moms and grey moms too. Basically everything in their house from clothes to furniture and walls are shades of beige (or white and grey) simply because they like the look of it. The kids are literally experiencing sensory depravation in their own homes. All for the sake of someone’s house looking like a pintrest board.
by WildWildInterwebz May 2, 2024

John: Look at that sad moyai, bet he can't do a 🗿
Lisa: Hey guys! 🗿
Everyone: Not funny, didn't laugh
Lisa: :(
Joe: C'mon guys! You just turned her into a sad moyai!
Lisa: Hey guys! 🗿
Everyone: Not funny, didn't laugh
Lisa: :(
Joe: C'mon guys! You just turned her into a sad moyai!
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Emo dude mid argument: You dont know what ive been through
Other guy idk: man youre acting like a sad song with a few wrong notes
Other guy idk: man youre acting like a sad song with a few wrong notes
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