Bank Porn

1) Bank offers that sound like a good decision in the beginning but turn out to be horrible for you or your business

2) Banks that bait and switch their customers.

My Bank sends me Porn in the mail, they offered me a free checking account but it has fees after 1 year.

I get Bank Porn in the mail every week, offering me no interest credit cards for the first 90 days then 22% interest there after.

I'm hooked on Bank Porn, my checking account cost me money

Instead of a fixed rate loan at 13% my bank recommended an adjustable rate loan, they were pushing Bank Porn.

by IndustrySource December 11, 2010

porn burrito

A porn burrito is a mixture of porn playlist all being played simultaneously in the same room on many different tv screens. A porn burrito doesn't have to watched alone and can ever be shared with friends Family, and even neighbors

Diego-"Hey Parker how was that porn burrito last night"
Parker-"it was amazing you should of came, there was so many generes"

by Parkmacdiego February 18, 2017

super porn

A normally unreachable level of porn, often accessed by drinking gratuitous amounts of mountain dew.

I was feeling uncomfortably energetic after drinking that bottle of dew and decided to fap to some super porn.

OH MY GOD IT'S SUPER PORN!! MY BRAIN...IT'S MELTING!!

by Airec March 8, 2008

street porn

pictures of teen magazine ads lying in the street

I was really enjoying that street porn yesterday while walking to work.

by street porn goddess January 11, 2008

Hubby Porn

A sexy, scandalous, or pornographic video made by a female to be viewed solely by her boyfriend, fiancee, or spouse.

I'd love it if my girl made me some hubby porn, but she'd kill me if it ended up online.

by JayEllBee January 6, 2010

Porn Helmet

When one attaches a camera to ones head, by any manner of means eg. straps, helmet attachment. The camera is then used to film pornography from a first person perspective

Let me just get my porn helmet on, and then you can suck my cock

by pornoporno February 1, 2008

opinion porn

n. A word describing punditry of any sort, but particularly political punditry, that one reads or watches because one has no actual opinion to speak of and finds pleasure in seeing others vigorously express their own opinion.

The O'Reilly Factor isn't news, it's just opinion porn for people who can't get any discourse on their own.

by Haff January 4, 2009