Mississippi boat tour

When one takes a shit in the upper tank of the toilet. The turd proceeds to turn round and round.

Just took a Mississippi boat tour in Ben’s bathroom. Let’s go.

by KC Export January 14, 2022

toaster boat

Just a toaster boat

"Fuck you, ya toaster boat!"

by BashTheGhxst69 May 20, 2022

hold the boat

1. Telling somebody to wait or stop doing something.

2. It can also be used as an expression of surprise or anger.

"Hold the boat! Don't move! There's oncoming traffic!"

"Hold the boat! You're telling me the homework was supposed to be due today? Dang it!"

by JontyMaster June 3, 2022

Boat

Rhyming slang for face.

Look at that ugly boat.

by Egan Wilks March 12, 2022

Brotor Boat

When you motor boat a man’s balls.

While giving my man a blow job, I decided to get creative and brotor boat his balls.

by SmuglyRose March 13, 2022

Golden Boat

When you stand over a lady with her legs over her head and urinate directly into her Vagingo

Last night was crazy, was with this freaky girl from Boldmere and she asked me to give her a Golden Boat. Next thing you know shes legs akimbo and im sinking the vessel.

by ShizzleKizzle March 23, 2022

Blue boat

A group of sad people

person one: im stuck in a blue boat and cannot get out

by themagicalboy March 28, 2022