Alex Betancourt

The biggest hottest man you will ever meet. He fucks everyones girlfriends and gets some pregnant. He doesn't pay child support and he owns an abortion clinic. He owns a house in Upstate New York which for some strange reason everyone is obsessed with and are willing to suck his dick to go up there for a weekend.

Bro, Alex Betancourt just fucked my girlfriend and got her pregnant.

by Evan Cotton September 2, 2019

Alex Gibbs

Any person who looks comical in appearance and has the IQ of a wrench. Has the smile comparable to a rabid gorilla.

Damn, Alex Gibbs looks sooo hot today, what a mythical figure and a beautiful smile, I could get lost in his dreamy cyan eyes.

by XXCurlingLov3ingB0y11xXX May 25, 2018

alex boomsma

Dickhead, also known as alex. Many people mix the two up. Dumb as fuck and thinks he's hot shit when really he fucks around and acts like a monkey, i mean is one.

person 1: "hey are alex boomsma and sadie still together?"
person 2: no he's a real dickhead

by hoebitch420 January 6, 2018

alex rojo

Some kid who thinks it’s funny to make definitions of his friends on Urban Dictionary.

Alex Rojo: Hahahaha it says that Kyle Davidson is short and annoying
Kyle Davidson: Shut the fuck up Alex you’re not funny

by NotKyleDavidson January 31, 2020

alex morton

he has toes

Alex morton has big, wet, shiny toes.

by lil_adhd February 6, 2020

Alex Gavin

Alex Gavin is a notorious underground gangland criminal known in the streets as Gavo. He is the hardest lad known to man and hates unloading the dishwasher. He will call you a ‘shit cunt’ and doesn’t have a bed time, ever . His side jobs include : stay at home astronaut, owner and founder of the no1 Katy Perry fan club aswell as inventing the microwave. If you see him walking towards you please start to walk backwards , very quickly.

Ever hear of that Alex Gavin fella, heard he’s class under a high ball.

by Mike askhole April 16, 2020

Alex Barker

Skater kids that tens everything and everyone. Wears Supreme exclusively and shops at Zumiez. Acts hard but is a simp at heart. Bestfriend is "AZ kids" and Riddenkin (stream "how are you?" on all streaming platforms). Has a busted ankle due to skating. Overall chill asf and a good friend.

ME; sorry i was sick
FRIEND; aw that's a ten
ME; okay Alex Barker

by karnac2121 March 2, 2020