A pixel chick is one of the saddest of creatures, generally female, over thirty years of age, and having no significant emotional relationship in her 'real life', finds an online boyfriend who usually ends up being attached to someone else or even married in his own 'real life'. Pixel Chicks are easily gotten rid of, a change of a disposable game, email, or Skype account and you don't even have to deal with the dreaded 'break up scene'. Standard calendar holidays do not apply to this type of girlfriend, typically celebrated the day AFTER the actual holi-date. For example, Valentine's day, February 14th, is for the wife, Valentine's Day for your Pixel Chick is February 15th. A Pixel Chick's desirability usually expires anywhere from a period of six weeks to six months. Once the Pixel Chick finds herself dumped once more, she will eat copious amounts of ice cream for several days, log back online, and try again.
No, Debbie is my wife, Christina my side chick, and Michelle is my pixel chick; gotta keep them straight man.
by SpiritusEqua October 22, 2016
Get the Pixel Chickmug. by Hot God Chick April 29, 2021
Get the Hot God Chickmug. by bumsquad pioneer October 8, 2021
Get the Chick Fil Amug. When a Woman ignores what a Man is saying, for one reason or another. Can occur when a Woman asks a Man a question, but does not care about the answer. She may "Chick-gnore" his response.
Maybe if she wasn't "Chick-gnoring" me, I wouldn't have to mansplain things to her.
She thinks I'm Mansplaining things, simply because she asked me a question, then chick-gnored my answer.
She thinks I'm Mansplaining things, simply because she asked me a question, then chick-gnored my answer.
by LEGOguy September 1, 2017
Get the chick-gnoringmug. An individual, not necessarily male or female, whose individual self perception holds the hypocritical view that they themselves are of a higher standard than those around them. This person is rude, uninteresting, ignorant, and generally unpleasant to be around, yet projects their subconscious realization of this onto all others around them although others are objectively viewed on a better standard than this person.
— “This girl has been going around telling everyone that she thinks I’m dirty and ugly even though she only showers every other week. It’s really getting to me and when I tried to talk to her about it she told me she would never say something like that and only believes in positivity.”
— “Don’t take it to heart, no one likes her for a reason and everyone knows she’s just a fat chick.”
— “Don’t take it to heart, no one likes her for a reason and everyone knows she’s just a fat chick.”
by meepeepee December 9, 2023
Get the Fat Chickmug. The songs a guy secretly has in his mp3/ipod that are considered popular by females. Generally he will not let anyone else know he likes these songs (i.e. Kate Perry, Kelly Clarkson)
Marvin: Everyone is laughing at me because I have "California gurls" on my ipod.
Doug: Dude, you should know better than to let others see your chick pile.
Doug: Dude, you should know better than to let others see your chick pile.
by grimreeper1984 August 23, 2011
Get the chick pilemug. J.B.Sinclaire, married to a guy with a NAME, who is an ass-hole. He plays a dangerous game with J.B. who is far more intelligent to whit he is clueless.
J.B.Sinclaire will at the proper time, wipe the French quarter clean with Alan's ass!
J.B.Sinclaire will at the proper time, wipe the French quarter clean with Alan's ass!
J.B.Sinclaire, a French Chick, from the French Quarter. She will wipe the quarter clean with Alans dumb ass!
by NormaJean19 November 3, 2019
Get the J.B.Sinclaire, a French chick, from the French Quarter.mug.