vitamin water

A drink that teenagers carry around to look cool and act like they care about their health (like they didn't just eat a quarter pounder and fries from McDonalds). Sadly, what these poor kids don't know is that vitamin waters add water weight to your stomach=THEY GIVE YOU A FAT,SACK-LIKE BEER BELLY! (betcha didn't know that!) -Vitamin Waters are the reason so many teenage girls have those pudjy little love handles hanging out from the sides of their mid-drifts. yet still, teenagers gulp these down like they are a drink from the gods, when they taste like diluted kool-aid.But they make you look "healthy" and "cool" and that's all that matters!

girl 1: I've been working out 4 times a week at the gym, playing tennis, and eating nothing but salad and drinking nothing but Vitamin Waters.
girl 2: so what's the problem?
girl 1: I LOOK LIKE IM PREGNANT WITH TWINS!
girl 2: damn those Vitamin Waters!

by ~caramel~ May 29, 2005

On Rocky Water

To be in a bad relationship, trying to find a way to keep afloat when there seems to be no hope. You are swimming against the current in dangerous waters.

I thought Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries were a perfect couple, but lately their relationship has been on rocky water.

by J-K.P November 30, 2011

Water Mexican

Water Mexicans are people from Islands (mostly Latino islands) like Puerto Rico.

Where are you from?
Oh I’m from Puerto Rico.
Oh so you’re a water Mexican.

by M. A. Q. June 13, 2018

glass of water

adj. used to describe a very loose woman, i.e., one who has been the recipient of much porkage.

"dude, mandi is like a fucking glass of water."
"that doesn't make any sense."
"no, i mean fucking her is like sticking your dick into a glass of water."
"oh, i see. yes, she is quite the whore. and i think i'll pass on that drink."

by hal_williamson January 18, 2004

Water Fountain

WHY THE HECK ARE YOU LOOKING UP WHAT A WATER FOUNTAIN IS ONLY SAD KIDS WITH NO LIFE LOOK UP WATER FOUNTAIN ON URBAN DICTIONARY!!!

Jeff: What is a water fountain?

Ken: Look it up on Urban Dictionary lol

Jeff: A water fountain is something that only sad kids look up on urban dictionary.

Ken: Oh sorry.

Jeff: I’m going to kill you.

by Charboo2 November 24, 2017

Glass of Water

An object with a questionable intelligence. Screams better insults at me than chloe, red rennamon and you

I've had better insults screamed at me from a glass of water. Your non-sensical ramblings encourage your own idiocy.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Phone water

Grab a bag fill it with piss and then grab your phone put in the bag to see if your phone is really that water proof

We tryed phone water to test it

by Big dick madden January 25, 2020