the dipshit table

An imaginary table specifically for a dipshit/dipshits

Person 1: If the earth is round why does all the water not go to the bottom because of gravity?
Person 2: bro are you serious? Thats it, GO TO THE DIPSHIT TABLE

by I read dictionaries January 17, 2022

under the table

1. A way to watch porn in class usually by people who sit in the back

2. A story to say while someones parents are walking by; the story goes like this, (There was a kid named Avi that got in trouble when the teacher caught him jerking off to intense lizard porn)

1. Want to sit together in class so we can do under the table.
2. That kid punched me for saying under the table.

by Mr. cream de la cream February 28, 2022

Skunked the Table

To turn, drop trouser, bend over and spray your diarrhoea over the table/desk/other things in protest.

They laughed in her face, laughed at her tears laughed at her trembling limbs, so , out of desperation and defiance, she skunked the table. - Memoirs of Greta Thunberg, 2061

by ShirterDeserter March 10, 2022

OH NO OUR TABLE ITS BROKEN

it memers

The memes are good and old still funny do u want penis pills yea its do be kool oh no our table its broken not that much

by mice is nice April 4, 2022

one with the table

take a breath, observe your surroundings, and woosh move, it can be anywhere, half a centimeter backward or ten meters forwards, you are now a weeping angel so don't get caught moving

evie and grace were ONE WITH THE TABLE when the crt turned her back

by TAblesasone May 31, 2022

National throw your table day

On June 20th you grab a table and yeet it at 12:00

Tom:I’m gonna throw a table

Teacher:your not aloud to do that in class

Tom:did you know it’s National throw your table day today

Teacher:oh shit here we go again

by Appledotm June 8, 2022

ate the whole table

what stupid roblox children say when they think someone did well at their game

"Omg stacy did so well in the beauty pageant, she legit ate the whole table"

by Medoh July 26, 2022