wooly sock

the penis, after prolonged sex with an out of control bush.. we're talking jungle rainforest bush here. penis will be limp and furry, resembling a wooly sock.

Guy: Aw man, this is so gnarly! I gotta wash off my wooly sock!
Girl: ... what's a wooly sock?
Guy: ... please buy a razor

by wankmywoolysock1 March 30, 2009

sock newborn

When you take a newborn baby fresh out of the womb and stuff it in a tube sock. Then, you proceed to slam the sock onto a hard surface such as a countertop or a wall. Results may vary.

--"Dude, I was at your brother's birth. Your mom made a sock newborn out of him him on a sink."
--"Coo."

by steelroots2013 August 23, 2012

jack-in-the-socks

v: The art of jacking off into a used sweat sock; usually used by dorm guys, teenage males, single guys and husbands - so, pretty much 'every' guy.

Cleanups are a breeze when you use jack-in-the-socks!

by warmbrother May 25, 2015

Dick sock

Foreskin on an uncircumcised penis.

"I heard he has a dick sock!"

"Ew, he must have to clean that thing five times a day!"

by verdelove March 19, 2010

church socks

A small dimebag of marijuana.

John purchased some church socks for him and his friends for Sunday.

by MicahG November 1, 2006

pink sock

when a guy&girl are having anal sex and right before the guy cums he hits the girl over the head with a pink sock so her butt cheeks clench.

My girl finally agreed to do anal, but i pulled the pink sock trick: bad idea.

by SHANNONR6909 October 28, 2011

sock puppets

A puppet made out of a sock usually used for entertaining yourself when your a fat loser and nobody will talk to.

Person: "I am a fat loser and nobody will talk to me and the only human contact I get is through anonymous chatrooms. I think I will make a puppet out of a sock for my entertainment.

by Evil October 18, 2003