smashing the bard

Smashing the bard- a term used by super nerds or D&D players that refers to masturbation

Johnny got grounded because his mom caught him smashing the bard

by StupidShadyGames May 21, 2017

Smash

Smash is a character in the popular Minecraft mod "Advent of Ascencion". He is the first boss that should be fought by progression but is not required for anything. The boss can drop many items that makes armor later on in the game, and gives diamonds, emeralds and some weapons that are very powerful earlier on. Worship smash. We love smash. We praise Smash.

"Bro, you should worship Smash. Respect Dudeism."

by sogumadik February 5, 2022

smash bros

a fighting game that was utterly corrupted by quickplay

smash bros a fighting game developed by nintendo was mistaken for sex sometimes when trolls said “i will smash her”

by nonekopopo February 17, 2023

Dj Smashing

Am ability given to a Disc Jockey to receive sexual opportunities as a.result of their status and popularity.

The prestige opportunity to be sexually pleased by a popular Disc jockey

I had sex with her, but it was just me, Dj Smashing and noe she hook.

Girl last night I got Dj Smashed.

by WiseTriniBird January 7, 2019

Smash online 2v2 curse

The Smash online 2v2 curse is when you play online and are forced to be in 2v2’s and get stuck with terrible teammates, also usually two tryhards are also put together as the enemy team, leading to you fending for yourself and loosing a ton of GSP.

That Smash online 2v2 curse is the worst. I’m trying to get into Elite Smash but I get put in 2v2’s and loose like 450,000 GSP.

by Iilw44 April 20, 2023

shorty on smash

The girl you are sleeping with but she is not your main girl or wife. Normally you go out to a club and you meet a girl and have sex with her. Although the sex was great because you have a main girl or wife you cannot make this chick you main girl so she becomes someone you can have sex with but not a long term relationship. Usually this is a smut who has slept with many other people that ar in your circle of friends.

John: Joan is my shorty on smash because my main girl or wife is pregnant.

by teamnegativetweet February 6, 2012

Smash

To engage in a session of intercourse & with extreme downwardstrokes.

My sister made me"smash " on her tightass when I lost that ridiculous bet.

by Keeleyzonit May 10, 2022