how do i sleep

how do I sleep?
Step 1: close eyes
Step 2: relax body
Step 3: Discard all thoughts
Step 4: Rest.

Did it work????

How do I sleep?

Hmmm here maybe this will work

by Zalingie June 15, 2022

Late-night phone sleeping

When you’re on your phone at 12pm and you hear footsteps coming down the hallway and you have five seconds to think of a sleeping position

Late-night phone sleeping gave me neck cramp.

by Addicted to Baked Beans December 11, 2019

Put that in your pillow and sleep on it.

Another, more sophisticated way for gentlefolk to say, “take that.”

George: “The mine will fail.”

Ross: “But our freedom never will.”
George: (defeated)
Ross: “Put that in your pillow and sleep on it.”

by Ross Poldark June 9, 2019

i can go to sleep

I can review it for you :)

Mom: "I can go to sleep."
Kid: Ohh! Thank you for agreeing to review my work.
Sleep = work

by Dea Sapientiae January 6, 2021

Edwards first law of sleep

An object asleep tends to stay asleep unless acted upon by the mother.

Due to Edwards first law of sleep I was late for school because my mother did not come to check on me in th morning.

by Unknownpapyus10 June 17, 2018

Eat, sleep, fortnite, repeat

A streamers lifestyle

Eat, sleep, fortnite, repeat is a streamers lifestyle

by iujhg August 6, 2020

Kicks like a sleep twitch

An excessive running adventure through a city or town. Anyone can do it but is hard to truly master if you don't know the papillon.

Damn he really kicks like a sleep twitch

by Praise_Xenu July 31, 2011