Shoe gaze

To sit in your basement and sniff your own farts and sometimes shit if you shart

Yo where’s Derek?

He’s down in the basement. Don’t go down there, he’s high doing a shoe gaze.

by King Kong crab cock January 22, 2022

Goody two shoes

Expecting every team or player that every cheated in baseball to get punished, penalized, or banned is like expecting every politician that ever lied to get executed for treason, it isn't realistic, and it's what a silly person that got their hands on power would try to do, encourage people to report on each other for breaking/violating rules. The same kind of kid that ran to their mommy and told her every rule their sibling ever broke while not seeing their own double standards or reporting them to anybody. Somebody that wants to discredit any team they weren't rooting for by changing the rules and game entirely when they fail at their own game. It's already their game, it's already thrown and rigged in their favor always, they should always win, and there is no excuse when they don't.

The goody two shoes that can be expected to follow the rules exactly is the one that makes life difficult for anybody that is human and not a machine like him/her.

Bach von Hitler ran to her mother about her student not doing all the work she assigned him because it violated her bullshit policies and procedures.

by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021

cheezburger shoes

a ongoing roblox meme that wont fucking die

an i have cheezburger shoes

by Leon_dictionary February 3, 2021

shoe flop

1. The act of cutting ones shoe to wear as a flip flop.

2. To smack someone in the face with their own shoe, while they are wearing it.

"I couldn't find any socks but I found some scissors, so I cut my shoes into shoe flops."

"He was being stupid, so I shoe flopped him."

by Michael Burton April 19, 2008

shoe appraiser

A person who professionalizes in appraisal of shoes

I studied fashion in college to become a shoe appraiser

by Knob star September 23, 2023

Shoe-Shrum

Same as the word nigga in every form

Hey Shoe-Shrum what are you doing?
What up doe, Shoe-Shrum?!!!

by oneandonlySF June 25, 2025

prefers the flatter shoe

Lesbian . Gay woman.
Typically the more “masculine” of the relationship, given to the wearing of Doc Martens to complement her crew cut hair and dungarees

I bet that fat skinhead bitch prefers the flatter shoe

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023