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Ninja Dicking

Whe your are accused of have sex with someone you didnt. You were so good and slick that you didnt even know you had sex with her.
"I didnt have sex with her!"

" must be that ninja dicking."
by Mr. Lunch box June 26, 2017
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ninja brix

lego creator that stacks brix like a god
person 1: yo, that guy stacked brix like a champ!
ninja brix: say no more
by bochibochboch October 19, 2020
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Ninja Strike

1. The act of screwing over a friend by throwing your genatalia in the air while he is talking to a girl.

2. The only way lonely men can get women to look at them.

3. When a group of ninjas karate chop your ass in half with chopsticks, a bag of rocks, and a dull ice cream scoop.
1. WHY DID YOU JUST NINJA STRIKE ME????!!!

2. That must of been a lonely bastard if he ninja stricked around Becca.

3. Detective: How'd he die?

Cop: He got ninja stricked...

Detective: Holy Shit..
by Francisco Perez IV July 24, 2011
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Ninja Kick

Used as a funeral term to descride AIDS or any other extreme STD
Boy 1: Did you fuck Sally?
Boy 2: Nahh, she the ninja kick. She is getting treated in the hospital.
by DickSwinger1922 December 3, 2015
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Ninja starfish

When you instantly flash your anus hole directly up close and personal blinding the camera. Take a few steps forward look back and wink.
While we attended the presidential election I ninja starfish the president when he went live .
by Floppey tripod January 15, 2023
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The Ninja Crew

Galaxy Ninja has a crew. This is her crew. Comprised of her friends and comrades, they go on missions to help the world be a better place. One of these Ninjas is Djhenry.
Look, it’s the Ninja Crew!”
by Galaxy Ninja October 16, 2019
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Ninja Noob

A queen that everyone should definitely simp for and if not what's the point of your existence
Let me be your door mat Ninja Noob
by I live in New Jersey September 1, 2021
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