Pi Needs You!

A humanist manifesto that brings together mathematicians and math educators around the globe to promote the message that math, in particular pi, must be humanized and inclusive rather than indifferent and elitist.

In an age of AI, where machines could spread π misinformation and disinformation, it’s of paramount importance that movements like “Pi Needs You!” reside in the mathematical consciousness of an oft-semi-innumerate lay public.

by Numerati January 5, 2025

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I need a "the little dick energy" for "the chef" resonance (vibes to vibration to vibrato).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I need a "the little dick energy" for "the chef" resonance (vibes to vibration to vibrato).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

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i need that

when you don’t just say want to beat someone’s ass but you NEED to beat their ass

bela ass a bitch i need that

by asianbaddie23 January 26, 2025

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Canadian Needle

A sexual act where a man shits liquid diarrhea into a thin ice rod mold, freezes it, and then starts to sound with it until it breaks inside his urethra. Then he masturbates until blood, diarrhea, and semen all come out simultaneously when he finally ejaculates.

John-
"Do you want to come to my house? Everybody is going to do the Canadian needle!"

by Übermach February 4, 2026

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Twink Needs

/twɪnkʰ ni:d͡z/

Slang term, a response used to describe a person whose behavior is erratic and contradictory, particularly in regards to acting massively like an incel and like a twink at the same time.

Penelope: Did you hear about what Ian found in David's diary?
Deborah: Yeah, totally twink needs.

by Lakeisha Loves Letters March 8, 2025

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Fleeing Needle

A secret government organization that was made after the landing of the Fleeing Meteor due to nanites breaching government powers.

Person 1: "Dude, I heard about something called a Fleeing Needle."
Person 2: "Oh yeah, I'm part of them."
Person 1: "What.. You fleer, get away from me..."
Person 2: "Are you sneezy or something?"
Person 1: "Get away from me, shame on you."

by DJ Jiaoben March 12, 2025

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