The Mountain Lake

When you tit-fuck your girl until you cum into her waiting open mouth and fill it up.

I met that girl at the bar and took her home. Gave her The Mountain Lake and thought she was going to choke to death.

by BellsBeach1303 October 12, 2020

Marbach Mountain

Marbach is a municipality in the district of Entlebuch in the canton of Lucerne in Switzerland.

Marbach Mountain is a name incorrectly given to any area to ski and snowboard in the municipality, particularly by British tourists.

"Did you hear what Matt and Jo got up to on Marbach Mountain?"

"There is no such place dufus - but tell me about them anyway."

by DI Rebus March 15, 2012

Mountain Troll

Just an absolute slapper of a woman; her crawlspace remains open for days on end waiting for its next victim. Typically larger than the average male, the "mountain troll" woman finds her pray drunken in bars, sleeping in the alleys, and in the Bronx. A full savv to say the least.

Charles - "Hey bobby"
bobby - "whats up homes"
Charles - "how was that mountain troll that mounted you last night?"
bobby- "Yao Kay you savage bint"

by Bint Sav July 18, 2013

Turkey Mountain

When you sit backwards on the toilet and take a ginormous shit

I just took my lunch break and left a huge Turkey mountain.

by Powderpuff guy June 8, 2023

Rocky Mountain Reality Check

That final moment of clarity when he realizes that the “sports” bar his chatty, new male friends have taken him to is in fact a gay bar

Denver was great except that we missed that great , little vinyl lounge because the insurance agent need a Rocky Mountain Reality Check.

by GungaDinn May 19, 2024

The Mountain climber

When you stand on the toilet seat facing the wall and take a pee into the bowl. This can also be done back to the wall and that is known as backwards nancy mountain climber.

Me: dude whos up for The Mountain Climbers in the school bathroom?

Tyler: I am

by BNFD TB Dockers November 1, 2011

mountain pie

A cream pie, but in the woods, amongst nature.

“Yeah bro I took that bitch camping and gave her a mountain pie lmao”

“Wow sick bro”

by mtpieluvr June 24, 2021