Alfie lord

An absolute unit who is more commonly known as the uk’s top shagger .

Alfie lord is such a beast

by The beast 174 November 22, 2021

Lord Barquar the 3rd

Lord Barquar the 3rd is an amazing ruler of Tilypoo. Tilypoo is the most beautiful country in the world. Lord Barquar the 3rd would sacrifice his life for his kingdom and his people. He always wears a bow tie and has a neutral face with bushy brows. He also has a gorgeous double chin when he laughs and his smile is as bright as the sun(people have been blinded). He speaks twenty languages, including pig Latin and the language of the roaches. He is so extremely brave that he fought a battle against another kingdom all by himself, with his whip of course as well as his blade, Axrius. He has seventeen children with Lady Barquar the seventh. His favourite colour is hot pink, and he is always wearing bright colours, especially the neons, to stun his enemies. He wears a skintight bodysuit to show off his curves. He loves his skinny leather pants more that his wife.

Have you seen Lord Barquar the 3rd?

Yeah, he's gorgeous!

by stelly nutelly September 11, 2022

Salt Lord

Someone who’s anger is brought out by little things especially video games, however the levels of saltiness is not only more petty than the 9th layer of hell, the ability to have a tantrum is absolutely mythical.

Adam you truly are the saltiest person I have ever met, you will forever be the legendary Salt Lord

by Reddit intellectual May 23, 2022

logan lord

A cute girlfriend, only for a certain cool guy named Ezra:)

Look! It’s Logan Lord! Sucks that she’s taken by Ezra :(

by coolilkid2134 September 30, 2021

Lord of the Cocks

Based on a constant erection and given the length and girth. Be careful rounding corners, in your house, or any place of business, as you will put holes in the sheetrock and constantly knock over table lamps. It is recommended, by every doctor in america. To not get too close to the Lord of the Cocks, as he will cause bodily harm. It is recommended by doctors in America, that women protect all orifices when in the presence of the Lord of the Cocks. Fyi, the Lord of the Cocks can and will fuck 20 women at a time. May the Lord of the cocks be in you.

The Lord of the Cocks does not own a ceiling fan.

by Lord of the Cocks July 16, 2024

Lord Bergström

The Lord, Lord Bergström is the most awesome person ever.

He is known for just being the Lord of all Lords

Lord Bergström was born sometime in February 2015

Wow that guy is awesome, he must be a Lord Bergström

by TheRealLordBergström August 18, 2017

Oh my lordy lord

A commonly use phrase to make a exited statement more flamboyant

Person1: WOAH did you see that lightning?!

Person2: OH my lordy lord! That was AWESUME!

by Chikin nudle chupe July 3, 2022